‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)
i like the strong use of yellow and the unusually long fries, as it resembles old paintings where it was basically a flex to use lots of yellow and paint unusually long orange peels because it was hard to get the yellow paint quite right
I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there
G: Like a Gameboy?
J: Like a Gameboy!
G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!
J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-
G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?
J: I know things!
G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!
J: What are you talking about?
G: I don’t know, I read an article.
J: Of course. An article.
(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)
K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!
G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.
K: Why?
J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!
K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!
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